“are you a boy or a girl?”
“no”
“yeah but what were you BORN as?”
*leans in and whispers* “fabulous”
fun senior prank idea: lock down your entire school, wipe all of your students’ memories, and force them into a vicious game of murder and executions
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
yeah but you know what will happen if you legalize weed right. people will smoke weed. and that’s illegal
I want to be in a relationship but then again I dont.
I want…
- to have someone be there for me when i need them.
- someone i can call mine and no one else’s
- someone to love and accept me.
- to have someone to do cute things with.
- the cute nicknames and neck kisses.
I don’t want…
- someone to have so much affect on my mood
- I don’t want to get hurt
- being disappointed in the end.
- someone to depend on
- saying goodbyes
- the fact that it might end and never be the same between you two.
Why Spideypool Works: Fanboyism
Peter and Wade are those annoying nerdy guys who talk throughout the film.
